just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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