Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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