He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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