some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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