this boner is exhausting
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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