is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think i have herpe
just one?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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