I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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