But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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