I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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