Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
