He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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