You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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