i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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