It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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