I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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