This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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