We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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