Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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