what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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