Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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