Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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