Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
