I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
FUCK WHALES
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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