she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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