I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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