we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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