HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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