he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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