How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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