He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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