so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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