i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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