I didn't shave. On purpose
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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