I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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