He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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