People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My ass is underappreciated
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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