Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I deserve this hangover.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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