I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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