He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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