Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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