There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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