Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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