Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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