The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
