someone owes me an orgasm
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
This baby is an asshole
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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