It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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