your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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