just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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