That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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