please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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